YOU HAVE REACHED MY WEB PAGE!!
before you enter, be warned
this site contains:
- excessive AWESOMENESS!
- lots of big and small images
  (which may make pages load slowly)
- autoplay on some pages
- some swearing
- ameteur and unoptimized html
- lots of silly sounds upon clicking stuff

this page is intended for and tested on a desktop computer running firefox at a resolution of 1920x1080